Tuesday, December 5, 2017

A new rock and roll adventure

Last year I rekindled an old hobby.  In my 20s I dabbled in playing guitar.  My wife and I were living in Japan near Tokyo and one day walking by a guitar store I decided to go in and look around while she went shopping for her stuff across the street.  When she came back over to the guitar store to let me know she was finished shopping she found me examining a very pretty blue Stratocaster knock off.  It was made by a Japanese company called Fernandes and it was very lightly used (as in probably not played beyond the time it would take to develop enough calluses to not be painful anymore) and only cost about 10,000 yen or less than $100.  So I got it and taught myself the pentatonic scale in the first position, and eventually got 3 chords I could play haltingly.  Then, we moved back to the US and sold the guitar cheap.  Chances it would have made it back to the US unbroken were low through our moving company and it would not have been worth it to ship.  (I thought at the time, though it might be worth more money today.)

So last year as I turned 50 I decided to take up guitar again.  I got a $300 Epiphone Les Paul Studio and I have been playing pretty much every day since.  The big advantage now over then is that I have the WWW and You Tube video lessons for free.  My wife also paid for a couple hundred dollars' worth of lessons which were helpful.  And after a year of playing I realized that this guitar buying problem that so many people seem to have is a real thing.  I had to have another one. 

This year I became a multi-guitar owner and I went all in.  For as long as I can remember I wanted to own a Les Paul.  An actual Gibson Les Paul was out of the budget range last year so I got the Epiphone.  I'm not sorry I did, because it is a great little guitar with a lot of promise.  I can upgrade the pickups at some point and the rest of the electronics, etc. But the other one I always wanted was a Fender Telecaster. 

A little back story is in order here.  My wife and I have a tendency to try and get Christmas and Birthday gifts for each other that are of equal value.  So in the past she had got some Coach hand bags and I have got a pair of Bose Noise Canceling headphones.  She'd get a nice ring and I'd replace my old Bose Noise Canceling headphones.  Well a few years ago she became a fan of a Korean pop group called TVXQ.  She has a bit of an obsessive personality so she became a super fan traveling all of the US and Asia to see them and calling it a Birthday/Christmas gift.  And I would replace my Bose Noise Canceling headphones.  (OK, last year I also got a $700 leather jacket on our trip to Florence Italy, but that was more of a souvenir.  And she got a much more expensive ring because apparently Florence is famous for that too.)

This year I decided it was time to cash in a bit and I was going to get a new Telecaster.  I set my sights on a $600 made in Mexico Baja Telecaster that was originally $800 because it had some in-store damage.  Two color sunburst, with the classic 50's style bridge assembly, etc.  But my wife said, if you pay a little more then you can get one that isn't damaged.  That got me to thinking.  A little more than $600 is $800, (all numbers are rounded up)  but a little more than $800 is $1,000 and that goes from a made in Mexico to an American made Telecaster Special with "better" pickups. 

Then I started doing a little research on how much a trip to Seoul, South Korea costs, which is where my wife went to see the latest concert of her K-Pop boy band.  That convinced me to push for the more expensive option, get the guitar I wanted (within reason) and I started my search in earnest.  Transactional as Hell, I know, but fair is fair right?

This search went on for months.  I learned as much as I could about Telecasters and as often as I could I'd go to Guitar Center (GC) and play whatever they had in stock.  They had a two color burst American Special that I was pretty sure I was going to buy but I compared it against everything they had.  I played a Deluxe Nashville with three pickups and a nice twang, but I didn't like the colors.  I even compared it to the Squire Classic Vibe and though I liked it, I still had in the back of my mind that I wanted a made in America Telecaster or one made in Mexico if it was actually better than a similar priced American made. 

One day the whole family was at the mall at the same time and my wife and I decided that it was time to buy the guitar.  So she came with me to GC and we grabbed all the Teles in contention for my $$$ and brought them into the room with all the expensive guitars (most of which are locked up) and started comparing them to one another.  I was playing them through a nice Tweed covered Blues Deluxe Reissue and they all sounded great.  I even had a used American Standard in there that up to that point was the best feeling one in the bunch but the electronics were a bit crackly.  It was hard to choose, so I decided to pick out one of the unlocked "expensive" Teles to compare it with.  It was butterscotch blonde and the neck felt smooth as silk.  Not too chunky for my hands and it sounded great!  I kept going back to it as the new standard that all of the other ones were compared to.  Finally I thought I had narrowed it down to the $1000 American Special but they didn't have the color I wanted so I said I was going to have to order it.

My wife wanted to make sure that if we're paying that much money I am really getting what I wanted so she started asking questions.  One of the questions she asked was about the neck I kept commenting on.  I had been told that I could get a nice statin like finish with a little bit of sand paper so she asked about that.  I showed her the difference between the neck feel of the Special vs. the feel of the expensive one I had been comparing it to.  Then she asked about the color.  I said, I want a blonde instead of the two color burst and the Special blonde is OK.  A little lighter in the pictures I had seen than I really wanted.  I pointed to the Butterscotch Blonde I had been comparing everything with as the ideal color I was looking for.  So she said, it's $1,500 but it's everything you are looking for so why not get that?


SOLD!  And that's how I walked out of the store with a brand new American Professional Telecaster in Butterscotch Blonde.  So now, I'm all in and probably not going to spend too much money on guitar gear for the next year or so. 


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